Big Daddy is a, wealthy and
acumen, business man; he isn’t like any normal business man though. Big
Daddy buys and sells illegal items that are smuggled into the U.S. These items
can be anything from drugs, to pirated movies. Whatever is hot on the black
market ,Big Daddy’s selling from his fifty million dollar mansion on South
Beach. Big Daddy doesn’t just deal in illegal items though; he owns many
prosperous nightclubs in downtown Miami.
It all started when Big Daddy was
having issues with the cops. His runners kept getting caught by police because
their Toyota Prius’, with a 65 mph top speed, were to slow. Big Daddy
wasn’t happy.
He said, “Kate girl I’ve lost almost a
hundred thousand dollars in fake Ray Bans just this month. My runners be
trippin’ and I don’t like that. They need the latest and greatest in getaway
cars.”
Kate, his ex-playboy model wife, agreed
and Big Daddy set off for the car dealerships in Fort
Lauderdale.
When Big Daddy hisscion,
and business partner, Minnie Daddy, got to the Lamborghini dealership
they told the salesman Luigi their problem.
“Luigi man my boys kept gettin’ their
booties pinched by the five 0 and I want it to stop.”
Luigi pointed them to the bright lime
green Giardo. Big Daddy pulled his fake Ray Bans down to the end of his nose and
said,
“SNAP!!!! That’s a good lookin’ car
Minnie Daddy. It looks like Kate in car form. But one thing Luigi can I get it
with machine guns and bullet proof windows built in.”
Luigi said, “Si Big
Daddy.”
Big
Daddy was happy and placed a, somewhat small, order for one hundred
cars.
When Big Daddy’s personal neon orange
Lamborghini showed up, Kate fell in love with it. She constantly nagged Big
Daddy saying,
“Baby please pretty please let me drive
your new car, so green and beautiful.”
Big Daddy always dined her request by
politely telling her
“Kate you drive like a cross-eyed
hundred year old geezer. You couldn’t even get the damn car out of the garage
without wreckin’ it.”
One night Big Daddy needed someone to
take a delivery of fake liquor to one of his teeming nightclubs. He called every
man in his business but they were all doing other jobs for Big Daddy. He said to
Kate,
“Girl I aint got no one to take the
stuff to the club and I can’t cus’ I gotta’ meet my Minnie Daddy at
Piccadilly.”
After
thinking for a while he finally said,
“Kate you can drive my car under one
circumstance if there one scratch on the thing you gonna clean the yacht.”
“Which yacht Big Daddy “asked Kate” The
big one the really big one or the super big one?
“The big one id never make do anything
hard.’’ he said and they both left to do their jobs.
Kate arrived at the nightclub around two
in the morning and delivered the liquor to the manager as quickly as she entered
she left to get back to the car before anyone could see it and key it. Being the
bleached blonde that she is she forgot where she parked it and searched for it.
After searching the parking lot for eight hours she started to freak-out.
She said,” Uh-oh it must have been
stolen.”
So she called a cab and headed home.
When she got home she told Big Daddy not think of how mad he would be.
He said,” Kate you have messed up for
the last time now you will be punished. You will work as a bar tender to find
who stole the car and get it and the fifty million dollars’worth of illegal
valuables inside back.”
A couple of weeks went by and Kate
had been on the trail she had become a girlfriend to a somewhat poor man named
Bob that claimed he owned a Lamborghini. One night he took Kate home and showed
her the car and right away she knew it was Big Daddies by the fried chicken
stain on the roof. She left before Bob could do anything else. To help keep
her weight down, Kate walked the forty mile trip back to Big Daddy’s mansion
and told him
“Big Daddy I have found it now my I live
my normal life now?”
He refused by saying “No I said get the
car back you stupid blonde.”
Kate had no idea how to get it back so
she came up with an idea
“I Kate Daddy,”she said,” will hire the
FBI.”
By
FBI she meant Big Daddy’s two fake FBI agents, Agent A and Agent B.
One morning the two agents showed
up at Bob’s house. They knocked on his door and waited. Answering the
door, they shot him with a bb gun and took the car. They drag raced it on
the highway and picking up women in the charming piece of
machinery.
Big Daddy came outside and said “bout
damn time.’’
Opening up the hood, he retrieved his lost valuable a key
from the trunk.
“a key? What
does it go to a new house a new yacht?”
“Nope” said Big Daddy, “I have no
idea
acumen, business man; he isn’t like any normal business man though. Big
Daddy buys and sells illegal items that are smuggled into the U.S. These items
can be anything from drugs, to pirated movies. Whatever is hot on the black
market ,Big Daddy’s selling from his fifty million dollar mansion on South
Beach. Big Daddy doesn’t just deal in illegal items though; he owns many
prosperous nightclubs in downtown Miami.
It all started when Big Daddy was
having issues with the cops. His runners kept getting caught by police because
their Toyota Prius’, with a 65 mph top speed, were to slow. Big Daddy
wasn’t happy.
He said, “Kate girl I’ve lost almost a
hundred thousand dollars in fake Ray Bans just this month. My runners be
trippin’ and I don’t like that. They need the latest and greatest in getaway
cars.”
Kate, his ex-playboy model wife, agreed
and Big Daddy set off for the car dealerships in Fort
Lauderdale.
When Big Daddy hisscion,
and business partner, Minnie Daddy, got to the Lamborghini dealership
they told the salesman Luigi their problem.
“Luigi man my boys kept gettin’ their
booties pinched by the five 0 and I want it to stop.”
Luigi pointed them to the bright lime
green Giardo. Big Daddy pulled his fake Ray Bans down to the end of his nose and
said,
“SNAP!!!! That’s a good lookin’ car
Minnie Daddy. It looks like Kate in car form. But one thing Luigi can I get it
with machine guns and bullet proof windows built in.”
Luigi said, “Si Big
Daddy.”
Big
Daddy was happy and placed a, somewhat small, order for one hundred
cars.
When Big Daddy’s personal neon orange
Lamborghini showed up, Kate fell in love with it. She constantly nagged Big
Daddy saying,
“Baby please pretty please let me drive
your new car, so green and beautiful.”
Big Daddy always dined her request by
politely telling her
“Kate you drive like a cross-eyed
hundred year old geezer. You couldn’t even get the damn car out of the garage
without wreckin’ it.”
One night Big Daddy needed someone to
take a delivery of fake liquor to one of his teeming nightclubs. He called every
man in his business but they were all doing other jobs for Big Daddy. He said to
Kate,
“Girl I aint got no one to take the
stuff to the club and I can’t cus’ I gotta’ meet my Minnie Daddy at
Piccadilly.”
After
thinking for a while he finally said,
“Kate you can drive my car under one
circumstance if there one scratch on the thing you gonna clean the yacht.”
“Which yacht Big Daddy “asked Kate” The
big one the really big one or the super big one?
“The big one id never make do anything
hard.’’ he said and they both left to do their jobs.
Kate arrived at the nightclub around two
in the morning and delivered the liquor to the manager as quickly as she entered
she left to get back to the car before anyone could see it and key it. Being the
bleached blonde that she is she forgot where she parked it and searched for it.
After searching the parking lot for eight hours she started to freak-out.
She said,” Uh-oh it must have been
stolen.”
So she called a cab and headed home.
When she got home she told Big Daddy not think of how mad he would be.
He said,” Kate you have messed up for
the last time now you will be punished. You will work as a bar tender to find
who stole the car and get it and the fifty million dollars’worth of illegal
valuables inside back.”
A couple of weeks went by and Kate
had been on the trail she had become a girlfriend to a somewhat poor man named
Bob that claimed he owned a Lamborghini. One night he took Kate home and showed
her the car and right away she knew it was Big Daddies by the fried chicken
stain on the roof. She left before Bob could do anything else. To help keep
her weight down, Kate walked the forty mile trip back to Big Daddy’s mansion
and told him
“Big Daddy I have found it now my I live
my normal life now?”
He refused by saying “No I said get the
car back you stupid blonde.”
Kate had no idea how to get it back so
she came up with an idea
“I Kate Daddy,”she said,” will hire the
FBI.”
By
FBI she meant Big Daddy’s two fake FBI agents, Agent A and Agent B.
One morning the two agents showed
up at Bob’s house. They knocked on his door and waited. Answering the
door, they shot him with a bb gun and took the car. They drag raced it on
the highway and picking up women in the charming piece of
machinery.
Big Daddy came outside and said “bout
damn time.’’
Opening up the hood, he retrieved his lost valuable a key
from the trunk.
“a key? What
does it go to a new house a new yacht?”
“Nope” said Big Daddy, “I have no
idea
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